‘Fuck Yeah, Friendly Fire’: When Man Glands Meat and Secrete in Straight Porn

May 8, 2014
MCBEARDO

A popular Tumblr site obsessively breaks down and sounds off on homoerotic moments in hetero porn. Is this another loin-leap forward for intergender flexi-sexuality?

"Fuck Yeah! Friendly Fire is the FIRST and *premiere* Tumblr dedicated to friendly fire cumshots, and is your definitive source for kinky straightish porn."

So declares Trey, the omnisexual Texan founder of FYFF, who scours female-focused smut for incidents, intentional or otherwise, of guy-guy heat enlivening the otherwise vaginaphilic proceedings. To clarify, the site's namesake "friendly fire" is a reference to one male fucker's jizz splattering a direct hit onto his similarly erect nookie neighbor(s), preferably smack on the penis.

"In addition to amazing friendly fire," Trey continues in his mano-a-mano-festo, "Fuck Yeah! Friendly Fire focuses on all other deliciously homoerotic and bromantic goodness in heterosexual pornography."

With a loin-rooted, laser-focused eye, Trey analyzes various tube site scenes with by-the-second breakdowns of any and all ball-slapping, wang-clanging, or in the case of FYFF's "helping hand" category, one guy just grabbing another guy's schlong in the midst of their both banging away at an otherwise fully cockupied chick. What Mr. Skin is to the minutia of celebrity nude scenes from Hollywood movies and TV, Trey is to flare-ups of gay heat in hetero hardcore.

Case in protrusive points: the following recent write-up of a penile-rich pile-on atop luminous all-holes lust adventurer Audrey Hollander.

Audrey fuckin' Hollander, ladies and gentlemen! Need I say more? Alberto and Marco's thick cock heads joust a bit at 1:20 as Audrey performs a signature double blowie. If you are familiar with Audrey's work, you know she can be a glutton for rough play, like at 2:30 where Alberto is face fucking her pile driver style while Marco makes sure she takes it all. At around 5:20 we see the men fucking her in a tandem position.

Finger proximity @ 10:14. He even throws in some lucky hand action as well.

Cowgirl DP @ 12:40.

The cock-to-cock action that kicks off at 14:20 is scorching. Pay attention to Marco's cock resting against Alberto's thigh.

The boys give her some incredible double anal at 16:07.

That view with Audrey's face in the background at 17:07. Yes. The highlight of the scene?

At 18:35 Marco and Alberto fuck Audrey in a king of clubs DP. One of the hottest I've ever seen. Notice Marco accidentally almost rest his hand on Alberto's knee?

And then this nasty trollop hops off and gives the boys an amazing double barrel blowjob! Because why the fuck not!? The proximity with the butt plug at 20:40.

As if this thing couldn't get ANY damn hotter, the fellas kick off a HOT doggy style DP @ 24:05. FUUUUCK YEAH! Cradle DP @ 26:45. These men are animals!

After Marco cums on her face just before 28:40, Alberto makes her suck HIS dick with his buddy's cum all over her face and mouth.

And pay close attention to Marco's right thigh beginning at about 28:45; notice how it's completely clean and clear of cum. Alberto blows his wad around 29:15, after which point Marco comes back into frame at 29:27 with a big ol' splatter of cum on this right thigh. Was that a friendly fire cumshot!?! We will never know for sure. Damn that camera man! But they sure do love to play with cum at the end!

Beginning in the '90s with Joey Silvera's once-shocking, now industry cornerstone shemale breakthroughs, mainstream porn has either mirrored or led society into the formerly all-out (and in the closet) taboo of dudes coming around to do what's always been a given for female performers: take on all comers, regardless of what's popping, bopping, and dropping between their partners' legs.

Consider the ongoing normalization of the dick-sucking husband cuckold fetish and the advent of cunt-fucking BDSM masters manipulating another man's flesh-whip in the indoctrination of female slaves on the Kink outlet, The Training of O.

So what say ye, Fleshbot readers? Are we moving toward a time where boy-boy is as de rigeur in jerkoff media as girl-girl? And if it is—what will that mean for porn? For society? For human sexuality as a (w)hole?

Take to the comments and sound off. Feel free to get as close to one another as possible in there. Anything and everything that gets a body hot is cool now.