Chris Crocker: Porn Star Or Much Ado About Nothing?

I vaguely remember seeing Chris Crocker's "Leave Britney Alone" YouTube video. I suppose a gay porn site was Crocker's next logical step – isn't it always? – nevertheless, I rolled my eyes. Back then in 2012, I couldn't be bothered filming my own hysterical "Why?" video for YouTube. Turns out that I didn't have to: ChrisCrockerXXX.com quickly went nowhere – porn sites always seem like a good idea until these guys figure out that sites don't run themselves – and Crocker's porn dream is a GoDaddy "this domain is for sale" page. After performing bareback for another site, Crocker disappeared.

In March, Chris Crocker resurfaced making headlines when he debuted on Lucas Entertainment and topped his boyfriend Justin Goble in a bareback scene. Then a few weeks later, Crocker topped again with cute newcomer Anthony Verruso. I decided that I couldn't continue saying, "I don't get." So I watched the Crocker / Verruso scene. Now I can truly say it: What is all the fuss about?

Among other things, Crocker isn't a very good cocksucker. He gives mostly hooker head – lots of hand and a little lip action – but even still, Crocker can barely swallow half of Verruso's dick. (According to his stats, Verruso is just shy of eight inches, although he looks much bigger than Crocker who is reported to have seven.) Crocker gags several times. Not just a cough or a sputter, but full-on head shaking, hands flailing in the air, stand-back-he's-going-to-hurl moments. If Chris Crocker is going to have any kind of a lasting and memorable porn career, someone has to teach him how to give head. Where is Boomer Banks when you need a teacher?

Forget about addressing Crocker's awkward topping style, what I find bewildering is that Crocker has over 181,000 Twitter followers. Are these followers truly interested in Crocker's porn moments? Or are they just curious onlookers who can't stop watching the derailing train crashing down the tracks? Are they waiting for the next "Leave Britney Alone" moment? Or do they really want to see Crocker in mediocre fuck scenes? How about you? Fan or bewildered onlooker?

Watch Both of Chris Crocker's Bareback Videos at Lucas Entertainment

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Watch Both of Chris Crocker's Bareback Videos at Lucas Entertainment

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