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Penis Insurance: Now You Can Protect the One You Love

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Can you put a price on your family jewels? According to the Huffington Post (link below), there's a company that's willing to insure your private part.

"A Montreal-based underwear company has a cockeyed way of getting publicity: By offering a $50,000 penis insurance policy to its male customers."

"Starting March 15, men who purchase three or more pairs of UNDZ underwear via the company website will get a Lloyd's Of London insurance policy to be paid out if their sex organ becomes detached from their body."

"'A man can get insurance for his car, dog, house, land and life but not for his penis? Well, I thought that was absurd,' UNDZ founder Bernard Dore said in a press release. 'UNDZ is making it possible for men all over the world to protect their most important asset and we are excited to have the backing of one of the most prominent insurance companies in the world.'"

"The nether regions of 16,000 men are injured or detached each year" an UNDZ spokeswoman told The Huffington Post.

This isn't the first time a penis has been insured. Lloyds of London famously insured Van Halen's ex-singer, David Lee Roth's, third leg. But now we all can get protection, the kind that pays.

Via Huffington Post


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