The posed portraits on the wall, their wholesome faces, those winning smiles—these two (and their boners) belong on the tube. Like Leave It To Beaver, but hold the beaver.
But seriously y'all, Happy Valentine's Day because these two are actually for real. A happily married daddy and twink who sip champagne together in the bathtub and film their vibrant sex life to
rub your nose let you revel in their conjugal bliss. They even trade sweet nothings before attending to each other's dicks.
If you need us we'll be beating off and stuffing our faces with candy hearts.