We're not even going to ask you your favorite Beyoncé song, you can just watch your answer stroke his monster cock with both hands, because it's just that big. Fleshbot: 1, Buzzfeed: 0.
With his blonde mane, thick beard, and hairy abs, Xtube user Ladytron82 has as firm a grip on our affections as he does on his 10 inch boner. Anyone who looks this much like a grunge musician is automatic Fleshbot Crush Object material. Maybe instead of hanging his poster above our bed, we'll set up a projector and stream his library of hot Xtube videos up on the wall on repeat. We'll imagine his cum raining down upon us and all will be right with the world.
Feb 1st Big Load (Xtube)