Somewhere between the jungle of his pubes, his awe-inspiring dick, hairy pits, and that row of Japanime looking trophies and figurines in the background—we found something we've been searching for all our lives, and we're never letting it go. Ever.
We've fallen for some wooly hotties in the past, but after years of searching—we think we've found the one. Not only is he wildly hairy and bearded to boot, his dick looks like it could last more than a few rounds of what we have in store. And we have a feeling we'll both be needing those poppers.