Nobody At the Gym Is Actually Working Out, They’re Trying To Get Fucked

November 11, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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Are you one of those gay men that wonders why others are always at the gym? Sifting through an endless stream of gym selfies, workout playlists and locker room shots, you ask yourself, "Why is James at the gym every four hours? Am I missing something?"

Allow me to clear through all this red tape and provide you with the definitive answer to your question: Yes. Yes, you are missing something.

James is not at the gym seven times a week to work on his biceps, and he certainly doesn't drag his ass out of bed on Sunday morning to focus on his abs. James is at the gym because the gym is a melting pot of perfect bodies and horny gay men, all of whom would rather be rubbing one out in the shower with the dude performing squats in front of the mirror (yeah, you know the type). Nobody goes to the gym to actually work out—they're all just looking for someone to fuck.

No porn studio can illustrate this factual phenomenon better than Next Door Studios, which forgoes the unlikely "muscled studs meeting at the gym" scenario to bring you the most realistic incarnation of a gym fuck—three strangers who don't know how to use gym equipment aimlessly staring around the room while carefully coordinating a meet-up in the locker room.

This impromptu gym fuck is actually the first for Luke Adams, the too-hot NDS newbie that managed to snag a majority of video views over his new pals. I don't expect him remain your #1 NDS favorite for long, though. That pierced cock is virtually powerless next to the hung, uncut monster on his new NDS bottom Dylan Knight.

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