Please Ignore Johnny Forza’s Hideous Underwear During This Train Fuck

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I have some bad news, guys. Just three short days after singing the praises of Johnny Forza's decision to ditch the hideous oversized boxers and don an adorable pair of bright pink boxer briefs, Johnny arrived at work in the most heinous and offensive undergarments I have ever seen: A giant diaper pair of discount bedsheets fashioned to look like underwear, with a giant photo of Stewie Griffin right over the dick hole. Johnny's dick is literally Stewie Griffin's nose.

I can't hold a grudge against everybody's favorite BSB man—scolding a straight man for his choice of underwear is like scolding a puppy for being cute. He can't help it. I'll just cross my fingers for more neon boxer briefs in the future.

To be fair, Broke Straight Boys is not a fashion show, and I completely forgot what any of these kids were wearing once they coiled up into this brilliant train/sandwich fuck that steams through the final stretch of this scene. Totally hot, but everyone on board this flaming train is shockingly tame, staring off into the distance and grunting at the director's request.

Perhaps they're using this time to plan the next outfit? Only time will tell…

· Watch Ian Dempsey, Romeo James, and Johnny Forza's train fuck at Broke Straight Boys (BrokeStraightBoys.com)

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