[xtube]VFI4Y-C382-[/xtube]
Any schmo can seal himself in the lavatory and squeeze his willy, but it takes real courage to blast out a load in the terminal waiting area with your fellow travelers around every corner.
Let Xtube user Cesd be an example to us all—it takes balls to live life on your own terms, so you may want to save up your spunk for a day or two before making a bold move. Especially if you'd rather it soar onto the carpet rather than dribble down onto your shorts, which would make for an awkward walk to your gate.
Delayed Boarding (Xtube)