Leaked Nude Selfies Prove Scott Evans Has Really Amazing Dick

On this week's episode of Gay Celebrities Take Nude Selfies Too, out actor Scott Evans—younger brother to Captain America's Chris Evans, who is also dangerously hot—appears in a series of nude selfies that "hit the internet" this morning via omg Blog.

Most know Scott as Oliver Fish from ABC's One Life to Live, though we more fondly remember him as the adorable mailroom boy in Confessions of a Shopaholic (he had two lines and only appeared in one minute of the movie, but for that time, was completely hot as fuck). No need to debate whether the man in these photos is actually Scott Evans or not; we're here to discuss something even more important, like the beautiful dick on this man right here.

This dick is actually amazing. Some porn-obsessed size queens may complain that it's "too small" or "gross," but this dick is not a porn dick. It's a real man's dick that is not photoshopped, glossed, or freakish and unrealistic. We would say this dick is in the top 20% of all dicks we've personally seen, and if this is Scott Evans' dick, we want to sit on Scott Evans' dick right now. And after that, we'd really love to grab that beautiful, furry ass and get inside it.

How much do you want to sit on Scott Evans' dick right now?

Also, how hot would it be if this photo of Scott bottoming for his brother Chris were ACTUALLY REAL? So hot.

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