Yes, user Thickestdck is true to his name and has the thickest dick we've ever seen on Xtube. Yes, that's a Red Bull can he's holding up in comparison, and yes his dick is in fact, thicker than the Red Bull can. And yes, we have seen this couple before, playing a game of pin-the-tip-on-the-asshole. Here they go all in—and yes, it is glorious.
This vid's bird's-eye view gives us a nice glimpse at the body attached to this monster peen—and judging from his hairy pecs and flat stomach, we could get used to this view from the top. This smooth, slim bottom is nothing short of an all-star champion in our book. Which is obviously, like, a really important book.