Remember the giant bag of small candy hearts gifted to you back in the day? These heart-shaped confections usually said pompous things like “be mine” and “UR cute,” but we’ve never heard of anyone actually being flattered by one of them. What if we could make our own candy hearts that said what we really wanted?
We did!
Nobody should be without a sweetheart on Valentine’s Day, so if you’re single like us (and Grindr is down), these kind-hearted pornstars can fill the boyfriend position quite nicely for the next few hours. We just hope these honest candy hearts will convince them to come over for a romantic raunchy Valentine’s fuck.
Levi Karter
We’ve loved Levi Karter from the moment we saw his cute mug splashed across the CockyBoys homepage for his first solo video, but now that we’ve seen the thoughtful Valentine’s gifts he left for boyfriend Evan Parker (below), we’ll stop at nothing to make him ours. The face of a Paraguayan god, the body of a runway model, and the heart of an Ohioan—please love us like you love Evan, and then sit on our face.
Our candy heart: Love me like you love your boyfriend.
· See more of Levi Karter at CockyBoys (CockyBoys.com)
Ben Driver’s Dick
A dick so giant, it has its very own zip code. What’s not to love about the Canadian pile driver’s thick tool? We think Ben is a super-sweet guy and all, but when it comes down to it, we just want to feel that uncut third leg pulsating inside us.
Just look at it go!
Our candy heart: NEED YOU INSIDE ME.
· See more of Ben Driver at GuysInSweatpants (GuysInSweatpants.com)
Donald Glover
Fuck. Have you seen Donald Glover without a shirt? This Valentine is a no-brainer. Not only is Donald fucking Lena Dunham in the current season of Girls, the 29-year-old hunk is also a well-rounded writer, producer, actor, musician and (probably) an amazing fuck. This is one of those times we really wish turning straight men were easier. Guess we’ll just have to wait until he writes himself into an amazing gay love story.
Our candy heart: I can do things your girlfriend can’t.
Gabriel West
You probably won’t recognize Gabriel West—this new Helix exclusive hasn’t debuted yet, but that hasn’t stopped him from already capturing our hearts. We’ve been lapping up his Kool-Aid mostly because an inside source tells us he’s “soooo sweet,” and if he’s half as good in bed as he is at taking photos of himself in the mirror, we’re sold.
Our candy heart: Please cum soon.
· See more of Gabriel West when he debuts at Helix Studios (HelixStudios.com)
Angel Rock
This Valentine is already ours, according to Dominic Ford! Angel Rock, the Cuban god that only cums when he wants to, is starring in a special Valentine’s Day update that includes all these fancy emotional porn photos of Angel inviting you to be his personal valentine. We want it, but we want to be fucked by the cum witch even more.
Our candy heart: Fuck me like a Cum Witch.
· See more of Angel Rock at Dominic Ford (DominicFord.com)
Robbie R
Honestly, have you ever seen someone smile like this when they have a massive rod prodding their butthole? No, you haven’t. That’s because Robbie R genuinely enjoys giant dicks—and who wouldn’t when you have a huge tool of your own? GuysInSweatpants creators Anthony Romero and Austin Wilde have already had a piece of that ass, so who’s gonna make him smile like this again?
Our candy heart: Show me your “fuck me” face.
· See more of Robbie R at GuysInSweatpants (GuysInSweatpants.com)
