1: Is there anything Xtube stud and exhibitionist extraordinaire Punknine can’t or won’t do??
2 & 3: What kind of retail store is this? One in which a naked dude jerking off in a helmet on camera is no biggie?
4 & 5: What kind of patrons visit such a store? Guys who stroll by a naked dude jerking off in a helmet on camera like it’s no biggie?
6: Does the store sell helmets and he’s trying this one on, or did he bring his own?
7, 8 & 9: Did he walk into the store naked or strip down when he got there? Did he do it in a dressing room or in the middle of the store? If so, where did he stash his clothes?
10: Doesn’t it also look like he’s facing the storefront windows, giving lucky passersby a show?
11: Is he the eccentric store-owner, and that’s why no one interrupts his public sex antics?
12: Who is filming this?
13 & 14: How the f*** is it physically possible to shoot cum that far? Seriously, does anyone know anything about physics?
15 & 16: What kind of distance are we looking at here, 8 feet? 10??
17: If this video were somehow shot in 3D, could we wear special glasses to make it look like his jizz-rocket is headed straight for us?
18 & 19: If someone were lucky enough to take said jizz-rocket in the face, would it knock them backwards with the shear force of its velocity? Or maybe even take an eye out?
20: ??????????????!!!
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