If you’re reading this on Earth without the assistance of a time machine, you definitely survived last month’s predicted Mayan apocalypse. Had you listened more closely in high school, you’d know that the hyped “apocalypse” was really just a day that marked the completion of the Mayan Long Count calendar, which many historians believed would signal a major historical event or a radical turning point for humanity.
It’s no coincidence that less than a week after the reported apocalypse, CockyBoys released two new scenes in which Austin Wilde bottoms for Bravo Delta, and Anthony Romero flip fucks with Dale Cooper. This is a major, major historical event. This is exactly what the Mayans predicted would happen, and the world will never be the same again.
There aren’t any words to describe the inherent beauty of watching a giant dick slide into Austin Wilde’s hole, or seeing Anthony Romero switch bedroom roles with ease, and we’ll no longer understand people that don’t have a CockyBoys membership. You can’t sit with us.
In lieu of regurgitating the extreme praise we regularly shower CockyBoys in, we’ll sum up everything we’re thinking in one GIF:
Enjoy this jerkoff shrine to the beauty that was The Mayan apocalypse:
Extended clip: Bravo Delta fucks Austin Wilde:
Trailer: Bravo Delta fucks Austin Wilde:
Extended clip: Anthony Romero and Dale Cooper flip:
Trailer: Anthony Romero and Dale Cooper flip:
· Watch Anthony, Austin, Bravo, and Dale in action at CockyBoys (CockyBoys.com)
