We never thought a celebrity watersports fetish could be more shocking (or public, for that matter) than the infamous golden shower scene from The Paperboy. What could possibly be more amazing than Nicole Kidman squatting and opening the flood gates on Zac Efron’s face? Nothing, actually, but we’ve found some real-life footage that comes in a close second.
TMZ and Gawker have confirmed that Bronson Pelletier, the actor better known as “one of those hot werewolves from Twilight,” actually did urinate on the floor at LAX after he was forced to consume copious amounts of alcohol purchased by a mysterious male suitor in an airport bar last month. Let us clarify that he did not piss on the bathroom floor around the urinal, but opted to lighten his load on the carpet in a common area surrounded by his fellow travelers. Nice!
The video, shot by an anonymous dude with an eye for Z list celebrities, is unfortunately too grainy to tell if Pelletier actually has a werewolf dick or not. We’re going to assume his package isn’t half bad, since no one in the airport runs in terror, and the security guard “restraining” him is obviously too lovestruck to intervene.
Do you think Bronson Pelletier’s silly public sex acts have something to do with the fact that his Twilight werewolf clan brand themselves with Dean Monroe’s shoulder tattoo, or more to do with the fact that he was probably on meth?
· via Gawker (Gawker.com)
