Spooky Halloween Porn That Will Scare Your Pants Off, But Not Really

It's that special time of year—can you feel it in the air? Today is Halloween, which is the most important holiday because we're allowed to leave the house as "slutty Hurricane Sandy" and be totally hip instead of insensitive. After all, it's the one night every year that a girl can dress slutty and no other girls can say anything about it. Thanks for the tip, Regina George.

Whether you're going as a sexy pirate like Bryan Cole, a bitter man in a dress like Chi Chi LaRue, or some indecipherable creature you invented with $20 and 30 minutes in the clearance aisle at Pearl River Market like Brent Corrigan, there's one thing that unites us all on All Hallow's Eve. At the end of the night, we're all coming home to jerk off to the same hot Halloween porn.

So what's the best flick to pop in after a night of trick-or-treating? We found the best scenes so you don't have to:

CockyBoys- The Haunting

We were excited to learn that the site's hottest assets, Arnaud Chagall and newcomer Dillon Rossi were going to be getting it on in the spooky short film, The Haunting, but nothing could prepare us for the dick-tickling site of Jake Steel in bed with the two.

We're really digging the short films CockyBoys has been producing lately, and The Haunting is no exception. The beautiful camerawork and award-worthy editing style have pushed the studio even higher up the industry's ladder, and site owner Jake Jaxson (who directed the scene) is really proving himself as a porno top-dog with this one. We could write a 20 page essay about CockyBoys revolutionizing the way we watch porn (and maybe we will…), but until we do, The Haunting is just something you have to see to believe.

We're also happy to see these three studs paired up without the usual one-trick ponies Max Ryder, Gabriel Clark or Jake Bass. We love all CockyBoys equally (except for Arnaud Chagall—we love him most), but it's refreshing to see three fresh studs in action every now and then.

· Watch The Haunting only at CockyBoys (CockyBoys.com)

Randy Blue- Makeout Point

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Randy Blue has consistently been producing hot Halloween porn probably more than any other major studio. Watching new RB porn is our second favorite Halloween tradition behind eating absurd amounts of candy while watching RB Halloween porn.

Makout Point doesn't make sense, but we don't watch Randy Blue for storylines. It's mostly just an excuse to watch Jordan Levine fuck Ian Parker outdoors for 20 minutes while Cameron Marshall jerks off in the bushes. It's pretty hot, but the ending will piss you off. There are unwritten rules when it comes to producing any kind of film, and making out with a stranger over your boyfriend's dead body is a total boner-killer in our book.

· Watch Makeout Point only on Randy Blue (RandyBlue.com)

Men.com- Masked Men 2

Oh look, six guys having sex in an abandoned warehouse. Nothing to see here, folks. At least they had the decency to finally put a fucking mask on Tommy Defendi. Ugh.

· Watch this five-man masked gang bang only on Men.com (Men.com)

Dominic Ford- Gay Pagan Seance

Dominic Ford's scene is so exclusive, they haven't even released it yet! Their "Gay Pagan Seance," which is set to release at midnight tonight (when the moon is full) includes some kind of Pagan ritual and a conjured spirit. Or something like that. We can't quite make out the faces of the scene's stars, but that's only because we're totally freaked out by voodoo shit. Have you seen The Skeleton Key?

We'll have to see the scene when it comes out to place final judgement, but we at least hope the Jumanji drums  were only dubbed in for the YouTube trailer.

· Check Dominic Ford at midnight for the full scene! (DominicFord.com)

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