AustinZane.com’s Austin And Bret “Tie” One One After The Big Party

We gotta confess we only recently discovered the sheer delight that is AustinZane.com. Yes, yes, we were remiss—but we've only got two hands (mostly one, really, unless we're in a pinch.)

But when we saw the devilish grin of randy vers Austin Andrews staring at us from a web ad, we knew we had to click through to this Grabby-winning site: He's exactly the kind of guy we wasted years chasing—lanky, mischievous and just hairy enough—except he loves to suck dick! (Honestly we're getting a whole Ian Somerhalder/Vampire Diaries vibe.)

Usually we're turned off by scenes with too much pre-hookup chatter, but there's a natural ease to necktie-wearing Austin and his scene partner, Bret, that makes it even hotter when they finally get down to business. (And while he's too toasted to join in, we're looking forward to catching up on Zane's oeuvre.)

According to the site, Austin hasn't bottomed that much, but given how he enjoys grinding his pucker against Bret—who's actually got the bigger, harder wang—we can't imagine it'll be long before his ankles are making a lovely pair of earrings for some randy college buddy.

Now that we got you warmed up, enjoy some snapshots from Austin and Bret's second encounter from earlier this month (below).

Austin and Bret (Pornhub)

Austin and Bret Catch Up (AustinZane.com)