Remember when people used to phone in and dedicate love songs on the radio? So boring. We’ve long believed it’s not a legit public broadcast of affection unless he’s on-camera touching himself for the world to see.
Now, we previously threw ourselves rather shamelessly at StrayCatMD—who we’ve since discovered is NOT in fact a medical doctor, but rather simply from Maryland, plus we don’t even like cats—but, nevertheless, we’ve held out hope. And it seems that finally our prayers have been answered, as we can only assume that this video is dedicated to us! He’s not a doctor, but with a dick like that for a soul-mate, who gives a fuck? We’re already registered at Barney’s and Fleshlight.com.
For Someone Special (xtube)