Every Time You Think Helix Studios Is “Just Twink Porn,” God Kills A Kitten

September 13, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

Are you a fan of anonymous sex, but can't stand the awful angles and housepets that come with amateur anon hookups? Twink king Helix Studios heard you, and pumped out one of the hottest professional-grade "anonymous hookup" scenes we've seen in a while. The one thing that always manages to ruin an "anonymous" scene is knowing the two (or three, or five) stars involved—luckily, these young studs are still new to the game and pretty much unrecognizable. Bullseye!

After posting an ad on Craigslist looking for NSA fun, Jasper Robinson gets double stuffed by two random twinks that show up to his hotel room immediately following—if everyone trolling Craigslist looked like these three, we'd quit our jobs and have hot, anonymous sex on Craigslist every day for the rest of our lives. Pausing only to repost.

By the time Aaron Vick shows up to the room, young powerbottom Jasper is already getting plowed by muscle twink Max Carter, and when we say muscle twink, we mean a twink that's abnormally jacked. What could be hotter than a bareback twink sandwich, you ask? Aaron Vick has no interest in topping anyone, so he becomes the guest star bottom that gets the shaft from both of these hot tops. We're having phantom dick pains.

Less is bore, of course, so this hot threeway action is only amplified by the fact that there's a PART 2. Gasp! Just as in Part 1, Jasper posts another ad on Craigslist, this time attracting trusty bottom Aaron Vick and a new top, Jacobey London.

The dicks on these boys are huge. Their holes are bottomless. If you don't consider Helix Studios to be one of the top studios right now, you've been wildly misinformed and need to reevaluate what you think is hot.

These two scenes are so hot, in fact, that they would be the first two things we'd make sure to have if we were sent away to a deserted island. Why? Because nothing else in the world really matters after you watch this two-part series.