Giant David Beckham Statues Have Giant David Beckham Bulges

Formerly sexy football player and husband of Doesn'tNeedYourMoney Spice, David Beckham, is no stranger to shedding some clothes and serving some gratuitous skin for the camera—homeboy was making women across the world faint when he took it off for an Armani Underwear ad campaign in 2009. He must get off on making people dry heave over his body, because he blessed the world by removing his pants once again. And now the entire world is freaking out.

It doesn't stop there, either. This man is so magical that hours after posting these luscious, stripped-down photos to his Facebook page, a myriad of 10-feet-tall metallic statues of himself began appearing in the public spaces that dot America's largest cities. Complete with velvet rope and red carpet, each statue featured a giant Beckham bulge and a  sense of inadequacy you can only experience by standing next to a literal amplification of your dream body. Check out the photos of these altars below and put down the box of Cheez-Its.

Guess who's having salad next week...

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