We knew the Olympic coverage was missing something—we just couldn’t quite put our finger on it. It took our friends over at New Now Next to make us realize what we were missing in all the butch, he-man competitiveness: drag queens! It’s true—whether it’s a simple karaoke night or a bachelorette party, drag queens make everything more exciting. And the Olympics are no exception.
Join ousted RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4 contestant, Willam Belli, at the HO’lympics, taking place this year in a backyard in LA. Check out these boys from every corner of the world (or, boys wearing different colored underwear) compete in the most important—and entertaining—HO’lympic sport: dick writing. These babes dip their dicks in some paint and write Willam’s name on a large sheet of paper, which leads us to question why Willam didn’t have them spell a word like Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis or Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyl.
Either way, there’s some pretty hot (and colorful!) dick happening right here. We’re voting this as the new Olympic sport to join the games in 2016.