Face it—the Olympics are happening right now and there’s absolutely no way you’re going to escape it. You can complain as much as you’d like, but it’s best to just sit back and embrace it. A few hard bodies never hurt anyone, right?
You don’t really have to be into sports to enjoy the Olympics; it’s best to treat them like a NSA fuck. Just focus on the parts you need (bulges, chests) and zone out on the things you don’t (girls, newscasters). It’s exhausting trying to find all the naughty bits during a live telecast, so luckily for you, someone else has rounded up everything you really care about at the Olympics this year (oh, thank you, Internet!)
Check out these close-ups of Team Orgasm. Gold medals for everyone!