It takes a lot to get street cred in Hollywood. Most actors just frequent charity events and do a couple indie flicks, but the “Hottest, Most Desperate Attempt” award is being given to Zac Efron. Right now. Everywhere.
In his newest film, Paperboy (which debuted at the Cannes Film Festival this year), the constantly shirtless actor plays a Southern hunk with a bad accent and spends a nice, long scene in a pair of tightie whities—oh yeah, and he’s standing in the rain. Consider his sexual romp and bare-ass shot in The Lucky One a warmup for all the sticky, wet ass and dick you’re about to see in this film (and the obligatory photoshopped nudes to come later). Oh, don’t you just love the creative license of an indie filmmaker?
What’s even better than Zac Efron in his underpants, you ask? The film also has a scene that features the gay-faced god under the brilliant glow of a golden shower. You heard correctly, but we’ll say it again sans euphemism—in the film Paperboy, Nicole Kidman pees directly onto Zac Efron’s bare face and chest, and according to reports, no body or fluid doubles were used.
Kinky shit! Thanks, Zac, for giving a whole new meaning to “pissing off Nicole Kidman.” Can’t wait to see you in Piss Gods 12.