This Is the World’s Most Dangerous Jack-Off Video

You think those shows on A&E and Discovery like “Deadliest Catch” and “Ice Road Truckers” put people in peril, just wait until you get a hold of what is going on in this video!

Here Shemop is not only masturbating out in public on the beach (which, while bucolic, could lead to an arrest) but he’s also sticking a glass bottle up his ass and balancing on a piece of drift wood. What if the bottle gets stuck? What if he slips on the wood and falls over and it shatters in his sphincter? What about splinters? There is so much to be concerned about, but luckily the bottle comes out, he gets off and we can all go on our merry way. But he better watch out for next time.

·The Green Bottle (xtube.com)

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  • celticbuddha

     Jeezus he used the large blunt end of the bottle to shove up his ass…why didn’t he just roll up the NYC phone directory and insert it  *big mischievous smile*.

    • GayhawkAZ

       Girlfriend is apparently LOOSE…. :-

      BTW, you do know why he didn’t use the other side, right?  He could have legitimately caused a small vacuum to be created inside the bottle from the in/out motion and cause his rectum to be drawn into it. :-O  My great uncle, who was a trauma/ER doc, said he encountered one of those and the guy ended up with a colostomy bag. :(