Our countdown to the 2012 international sausage-fest continues with a homegrown Oscar Meyer we can’t wait to get our buns around. We found some action shots of U.S. gymnast Jake Dalton atop the pommel-horse, which, to be clear, resembles nothing more than the central set piece of an acrobatic cowboy BDSM fuckfest.
Jake ‘s got the All American thing going for him, that and this life-size-flexi-ken-doll boasts arms as thick as his head—the kind a boy just longs to grab on to and swing for dear life. For an even wilder ride, we’d love to saddle up on those killer obliques and strap ourselves in to feel the thrill from every angle. Look Mom, no hands!
