The New Hipster Sport: Subway Jerk-Off

Along with all the trite hipster stereotypes about loving PBR and bands with funny names and outlandish facial hair, we can add another one to the mix: sullying public transportation with their spilt seed.

Check out RusGay69, one of Moscow’s hippest with his beanie, giant beard, and tight jeans. He’s also up in the middle of the night whacking it for several subway stops. Then at the end, when he’s reached his personal journey, he leaves his jizz all over one of the seats. God, you really have to watch where you sit these days with this new epidemic.

·In the Subway…Encore (xtube.com)

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  • GayhawkAZ

     He’s pretty fucking hot, actually…. ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1390896216 Brian Lynch

    Ya know, it’s hard to convince homophobic people that gay men really aren’t all perverted freaks when some of us are out blowing loads on the seats of public transportation, and websites like this are promoting it as something hot and sexy, instead of creepy and gross.