A recent photo surfaced of our pretend boyfriend, Adam Ayash, and we just can’t take it anymore. We need more of this man in our life. We’re not sure what the context of this photo is, but here’s what we’d like it to be:
Muslim Lebanese god Adam Ayash took to the sheets of our disheveled bed yesterday afternoon after we picked him up from soccer practice. He didn’t have time to shower or drop his equipment off at the sports shed, so we just crawled into bed to play with his sweaty ballsack and bounce quarters off his perfect bubble butt. Don’t even think about it—he’s all ours.
Our vacation photos and holiday cards were destroyed in a fire, so you’ll have to settle for these insanely hot photos of our boyfriend doing other things, like modeling. Just don’t try any silly shit!