Unless you’ve been living under a rock hard dick for the last month, you’d already know that publishing powerhouse DC Comics made a big, ballsy move and announced that after spending 76 years in the closet, Green Lantern was officially coming out of the closet. And to think—all these years we’ve been jerking off to Spiderman. What a waste.
We knew it wouldn’t’ be long until the powers that be forced the gay porn industry to put a dirty twist on the franchise, but it only took them a month! You heard right—a tipster over at GeeksOut told us there’s a flick in the making that’s going to put chiseled god Adam Killian into the superhero’s larger-than-life shoes. And tights, and mask, and gloves.
So, if you’ve ever fantasized about what Green Lantern’s dick looks like—it looks like Adam Killian’s.
The upcoming Justice League XXX 3D production doesn’t have a release date yet, but we do know that the lucky unannounced fuck starring opposite him will be sporting the Nightwing costume (um…WHY?) Please, please, pleeeease let it be Jonathan Agassi!
More importantly, please make Green Lantern a big, nelly bottom!
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