Where’s his head? Does he even have one?
We’re just as confused as you are by the photo above, but if there’s one thing that the boys over at Sean Cody are known for, it’s their backbreaking (and breathtaking!) sexual positions that should probably come with a “don’t try this at home” warning label. We hope there’s a chiropractor on set, because after five minutes in that pose, that throbbing cock in Dane’s ass is going to be the least of his worries. These chiseled studs go at if for a good half hour and it doesn’t seem like anyone is getting that sore—anyone except our eyes. We can feel the cramping from here!
In honor of these brave, brave men, we’ve wrangled up the top seven Sean Cody positions that would probably require medical attention if you tried.
7. The Ostrich
What’s under the couch cushion? Anything good? You might want to pick your head up because there’s an insanely hot man attached to your ass and you probably don’t want to miss this.
6. Old Faithful
Watch out! She’s about to erupt!
5. The Balancing Act
Kind of like the scales of the judicial system, except everyone wins here.
4. The Craniotomy
Because every bottom loves a good mid-fuck scalp massage.
3. The Pretzel Bottom
Tops love this one. Not only does it take care of unnecessary hands and legs (who needs ‘em anyway), it gives them something interesting to look at.
2. The Santa’s Lap
This one is best when you have an audience. Just make sure it’s not a line full of children at your local mall.
1. The Piledrive
Not because it’s new or innovative, but because it’s the best. If this doesn’t cause an instant orgasm, try again after numbers two through five.
Honorable Mention: The “LOL DUDE, We’re Totally Straight”
This may not be a sexual act, but it’s worth a gander.