So it’s your first time as the guest star of an upcoming orgy. You’re ready to be pounded for hours at an undisclosed, email-for-the-address location, but there’s just one wee bit of consternation: how can you prevent any — *ahem* — accidents? Pull up a sling and grab your enema, duckies. Porn pup Christopher Daniels gives us a few pointers.
I know I need to eat the night before and the morning of a Porn shoot. I try my best to avoid dairy, Roberto’s Taco Shop and any food sold from a cart the night before I film, but other than that I stick to my usual low carb, high protein and vegetables diet.
About preparing body, mind and soul:
The morning of a shoot, I wake up at least 2.5 – 3 hours before my call time so I have time to prepare my body, mind, and soul. Prepare my body because my ass is about to get pounded, prepare my mind because some Pornstars are hell to deal with and a lot of times the days run long so its best to mentally prepare myself for the worst and bring a book. I prepare my soul by saying a few Hail Mary’s because from what I learned while living in the South is that Fags are going to hell and Porn is from the devil.
What of the anxious affair of douching?
I have no scientific proof but I swear to God Starbucks puts something in their coffee that makes you shit like you’ve never shit before. I will start drinking it and by the time I am halfway through my Venti cup I will feel like I just did a giant line of cocaine and my insides are about to explode.
To sum it up, I drink coffee, use the water closet, douche about 15 times with my reusable enema, hose out my hole in the shower and I am good to go. Also, I am sure to moisturize every part of my body. Nobody likes having sex with someone with ashy skin. Gross.
Now, darlings, you can walk your hole into that basement dungeon with pride.