Guys With iPhones Rhyme With “Schlong”

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• celticbuddha

  My lord!!  #1 has left me dazed and confused.  That ain’t a dick, that’s a colonoscope.

• Anonymous

  i dont care how long #7 is. teh vein on him looks as big as my whole dick. he cna have me from behind while #9 gets in front…

• Anonymous

  1, 7, 8, 10!

  Yes, I’m in the mood for gigantic dick! ;D

• http://profile.yahoo.com/IBMZV3AVNGPDTGHHBNSXGSXNII jeremy

  Holy crap, #1. I would pay to watch a scene of him pounding #10. That’d be hot.