Yes, queen. This week’s Celebrity Roundup is a treasure trove of, well, old Tom Cruise. Don’t run screaming. The mega-star may be crazy, but at age 49, he’s still looking hawt.
Cruise bared his newly pumped bod for W Magazine, in a promo for the upcoming summertime movie musical “Rock of Ages.” Within the last 24 hours, these photos have spread like a Southern California wildfire, mainly because, um, he’s pushing 50 and has Jack LaLanne-style mid-life male abs. Sure, it’s impressive, but the man is stinkin’ filthy rich, and has the moolah to hire the personal trainers, dieticians, chefs and plastic surgeons to sculpt his body to look like The Hulk, if the wanted.
Some of you may cry, “Where are the other shirtless famous men this week?” Cruise, in true Hollywood diva form, has shoved them all aside to take the spotlight. We suspect his publicists-slash-Hollywood mafia henchmen ensured that no other male celebrity would be caught shirtless this week, lest they upstage Scientology’s brightest star.