Guys with iPhones are Being Served for Breakfast

Morning sex has been on our minds recently. After morning sex, comes breakfast…if you like the dude. In this week’s parade of iPhone photo-snapping men, here’s the menu we’d serve to start off the day. Each of these men mean a well-balanced breakfast indeed!

As the ol’ Cole Porter tune goes, “So sweet to waken with, so nice to sit down to eggs and bacon with.” Which of these Guys with iPhones would you like to see on your breakfast plate?

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  • celticbuddha

    My gawd, #4  is a fucking 20lb Virginia ham!!!   There are so many hot things in this group I nearly wet myself…in a good way.

    • MS

      Couldn’t be more obviously fake

  • baise91

    I’ll take 3, 5, and 10

  • Anonymous

    I’ll start with Huevos Rancheros, along with Eggs over Easy and for the second round, the Breakfast Burrito! :D

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/IBMZV3AVNGPDTGHHBNSXGSXNII jeremy

    Umm, #7 please! Yum. And #10 for dessert. Might as well take #9 as well, to spice things up.
    Nice diverse group this time Fleshbot. keep it up :)