If Spider-Man Were Naked And A Total Bottom

When superheros like Spider-Man jump on buildings and railings catching villains, contorting their bodies in alluring ways, we wish we had X-Ray vision to peer right through those skintight outfits. Here's a glimpse of what we'd see.

An amateur photographer with the Flickr name of Kallipygos D. has snapped photos of himself leaping up on railings and in corners of a dingy factory, like the action-packed final showdown between superhero and arch-enemy in countless summer blockbusters. He looks like he's about to pounce on the bad guy, beating him to a pulp with this spread booty cheeks alone.

Although, with those thick cheeks, he could hypnotize the bad guy to come closer and finger him, or rim him, or fuck him until the baddie faints from exhaustion. We may be ass men, but this dude is the real Assman: fighting evil with his deliciously gaping butt alone.

If you want more real Spider-Man nudity, remember this ass-fingering hottie from the Broadway musical?

· Kallipygos D.'s photostream (flickr.com)