After car washes and pool parties and laundry rooms, Andrew Christian Underwear’s Merry Band of Roving Nudists have now descended upon the gayest locker room since the opening of David Barton Gym. This time, however, we get lots of flashes of shaft and balls.
Bravo to Andrew Christian for taking his underwear videos one step further by showing us what we really want to see: Penis. Plump bouncing penis. And nutsacks. We’ve long intimated that the company might as well make (or sponsor) a full-fledged porn, and this video — “Locker Room Payback” — is heading in the right direction. In it, three water boys get endlessly teased by a group of jocks changing after a football game. Ha! The only competitive sport these boys know is Dancing at the Clubs.
It’s also the whitest football team in America. Jesus Christ, Andrew Christian! Mix. It. Up.
Whoever the director/writer is deserves credit for coming up with cute bits throughout. There’s an ass shaving, a boy getting dumped in with dirty jock straps, massages, wedgies, and soaping up other dudes. The last image looks like the blond one is getting fucked. The next video should just be softcore porn. The one after that hardcore. We don’t even need to see the underwear.
· Locker Room Payback (andrewchristian.com)