…along with every other type of man meat available. Looking at the group of men snapping instant self-portraits, our mouth starts watering, our loins start grumbling, and we crave to get our lips around all that juicy, plump manflesh. Come…check out our selection.
This week’s Guys with iPhones has us licking our lips like a lion staking out his prey. Or a plump Midwestern tourist at Hometown Buffet. Your darling Cedric is a major meat lover, and right now we feel like we’ve set foot in the world’s best stocked steakhouse with an unlimited side dish of condoms and lube. Placemat’s out, napkin’s in our collar, and we’re ready to get good and messy!

