Breathe in the rejuvenating spring air! What is that refreshing fragrance? You may think it’s all the budding flowers spreading their perfumed aromas. But, no, it’s the scent of Man giving off the wondrous odor from his masculine flowers.
Yes, we actually typed the words “masculine flowers.” Go with it. Collective Man is swaggering about in his shorts, flip-flops and tanktops, giving precious little barrier between his natural aroma and your pheromone-lovin’ nostrils. This week’s Guys With iPhones are prime examples of all that redolent testosterone. If these men bent over and let their blossoms bloom, here’s the flowers we’d be smelling.
Which of the buds wouldn’t you mind sniffing?