We’ve reached a dangerous new low in peddling male flesh. So desperate are we for shirtless male celebrities, and so curious are we in Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming male stripper flick “Magic Mike,” that we’re posting a trailer for the trailer, which actually premieres tomorrow. OMG. Yes, we actually are anticipating the premiere of a trailer.
Yes, yes, yes, this is a :16 second promo spot someone ripped from “Entertainment Tonight.”
Yes, yes, yes, it has more mobs of women shrieking like 6-year-old banshees than actual bared manflesh.
Yes, yes, yes, the hunkalicious teets of Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey and Matt Bomer flash by quicker than a locker room glimpse of jock peen.
But it’s still something, so we ain’t complaining. And you bet your sweet bippy we’ll post the full trailer the second we get it, screaming mobs of girls and all.
· Magic Mike Teaser Trailer (youtube.com)