You’ve been lusting after his perfect, twinkle-eyed features for years on “Gossip Girl.” You’ve seen him shirtless and wondered if that golden tan was everywhere on his body. Gentlemen and Gentlemen, now we know…approximately. Meet the gay porn performer who tricks you into thinking you’re having sex with the one and only Chace Crawford.
It’s Vance Crawford, Chace’s strikingly similar doppelganger over at Next Door Male. From the eye shape to the brows to the lips to the hair color, it’s like we’re seeing the glorious jack-off reel of Nate Archibald himself. Talk about separated at birth! We also adore the naming wizards over at Next Door Male. “Chace.” “Vance.” Both have an “a” before an “e.” Both have 5 letters. Both end with a “c” sound. So clever! It’s like a decade ago when the pornstar who looked vaguely like Tom Cruise was named “Tommy Cruise.” For a second, we thought it was Chace. Thank god the slightly similar but not exact name put us right.
Chace…er…Vance gets kinky in the locker room, jerking into one sweaty sock as he sniffs the other. He’s fairly quiet, since his sex appeal works purely on his look-a-like looks. No complaints here. Yes, we’re pretending Vance is Chace, or Chace is really Vance, or whatever. It’s the closest we’ll get to a Chace sex tape, and we’re OK with it.
· Vance Crawford (nextdoormale.com)
