Last month, we showed you photographs of pornstar Marc Dylan naked around San Francisco's Castro district. Now, here's the video! While such brazen flaunting could get a guy tossed in the slammer in any other city in America, San Fran's lax laws about public nudity make it just another sight on the daily commute. Dylan goes no holds barred, letting his meaty ass and plump penis push the limits of what the laws allow.
The video is presented like a silent movie, with Dylan the musclestud nude equivalent of Harold Lloyd. An uncensored version needs to be posted ASAP, because we yearn to see what's underneath the blurred out sections. Sure we can easily download photos of Marc, but it's more fun to view his bits and pieces in context. When he's eating lunch in a restaurant window, spread-eagled, with his shaft at eye level, we want to see what's making the guy walking by crack his neck in half.
This insanity reminds us of the Pethouse video spoof from "Amazon Women from the Moon." Yesterday's satire is today's reality.
UPDATE (3/16/2012): The video was taken down because of YouTube's ridiculously puritanical censorship policies. But the filmmakers generously gave us an uncensored version. Score! The vid's also a bit of a non sequitur promo for Colt Studio's "California Boys." Go watch it. The sex scenes are hawt hawt hawt.
· California Boys (coltstudiogroup.com)