This Is Patrick Schwarzenegger’s Bloody, Battered, Beautiful Buttcrack

WARNING: If the sight of blood makes you woosey, pass this right on by. But you’ll be missing out. Ahnold’s son Patrick Schwarzenegger swept the news yesterday when he graphically gashed his ass during a ski accident in Sun Valley, Idaho. The saucy 18-year-old humorously posted pics of the deep, bloody wound near his bared ass crack on this Twitter. See it below…

The photo gives us split personality disorder. We’re repulsed by that fleshy open wound, pouring out blood and turning Young Schwarzenegger’s tighty-whities into a shocking shade of crimson. We’re turned on by the sight of his nubile, tight, youthful bum. How titillating to learn it’s coated with a soft smattering of peach fuzz, although how gross that the fuzz is soaked in fresh blood. We love it! We hate it! We love it! We hate it! My sister! My daughter! My sister! My daughter!

Like his daddy, Patrick proves no matter what happens “he’ll be baaaaahck.” Word is that after getting all stitched up at the hospital, he’s back on the slopes. His ass truly never quits.

· @PSchwarzenegger (twitter.com)
· Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son Patrick hospitalized after Idaho ski accident (nydailynews.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Inasmuch as I tend to get grossed out by such things, that cut isn’t bleeding that much.  Which means that either it was staunched up before he took the picture, or it’s so deep that it just isn’t bleeding that much…which means it’s a BAD cut. :- 

    He has a nice ass, I do have to say…. ;)