Next is the Andrew Christian sponsored porn film, which we’d gladly watch. But until then we’ve got the underwear maker’s latest journey into an intense gay male homoerotic hard sell. Emphasis on hard. A dude is invited to a pool party, where everyone in it is like a summer at the Pines, dancing about the pool in skimpy briefs that enhance their bulges so much, we thought we were watching this in 3D.
The briefs being peddled (and pulled off the models) are called the Almost Naked Infinity Brief; and apt name, since the shaft and head outlines are clearly visible through the wet cloth. This may be why a minor controversy has erupted from YouTube pulling the video.
The uncensored version, which you can see above, has oodles of naked booty shaking, but has been censored of something else: the female. The censored version (which you can see here) starts off with a cartoonishly annoying female obnoxiously griping to her gayfaced boyfriend. When the boyfriend is pulled into a pool party by a hunk, the hunk gives major gay ‘tude and slams the door in the girl’s face. Talk about your woman-hating gays! Frankly, we’d hate to attend this pool party. It’s full of attitude and we’d never be allowed past the velvet rope!
Pornstar Chip Tanner is in there somewhere. What’s not in there are many models of color. Blink and you might miss the one.
· Uncensored: Pink Paradise (andrewchristian.com)