Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Is Giving Out Private Lapdances

It’s like these famous, fuckable he-men are stripping off their clothes just for us. With each of this week’s shirtless celebs, we’re picturing ourselves in the back room at a Montreal strip bar. The fantasy builds as Chris Evans, Lee Pace and Channing Tatum all gyrate on our laps, allowing us to touch them wherever. Even down there. None of this no hands bullshit. If it comes to the dream of naked celebrities, we’re major manhandling the merch.

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  • celticbuddha

    I wanna wear the smell of Chris Evans’ cum all over me. 

  • Rmarin776

    chris evans and the documentary guy – yes!  the others, not so much.  nph is just not meant to be buff.  and ashton and channing don’t do it for me.

    • Anonymous

      They’re ALL supposed to be buff…even NPH.  No, I don’t want him to the level of Chris Evans-buff, but how can you look at that picture and NOT want NPH standing over you, looking down with a lusty gaze? ;)

  • hollycumlightly

    I first saw Lee Pace in “Soldier’s Girl,” where he was amazing as a transwoman dating a guy in the military.  Who knew he’d be so friggin hotttt as a guy?!