Colby Keller Makes Us Temporarily Not Hate Football

February 6, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Dear God, do we hate football. Yesterday with the Super Bowl is like dealing with an annual nightmare of overcommercialized brainlessness. More than the lameness of that sport is the current meme of Tebowing, or taking photos of yourself kneeling in "prayer" like some random pro NFL-er does. The only way we could possibly find (even hate typing the word) "Tebowing" amusing is if the dude had a cock up his ass. Colby Keller has come to the rescue.

One the set of a recent shoot with CocksureMen.com,, Colby, who always manages to do something wacky, took these photos of himself Tebowing while sucking dick and taking it up the rump with Cole Streets. Football has become momentarily bearable.

Tim Tebow, the namesake athlete, is apparently a virgin, and bloggers love to surmise about his sexuality. We'd like to think this is Colby's commentary.