Pornstar Sings Terrible Song Buck Naked on Streets of San Fran

Pornstar Sings Terrible Song Buck Naked on Streets of San FranSo, you’re running to the BofA on the streets of San Francisco to deposit a check, when suddenly three ripped studs strip buck-naked in front of you dancing while lipsyncing a bad pop song. Is this Candid Camera? Nope, it’s very real, and very serious. It’s pornstars Jessy Ares, Hunter Marx and Aymeric Deville filming a music video for Jessy’s song “Porn Star.”

While I’m sure Jessy (whose “pop artist” name is, forgive us for snickering, “Arestirado”) wants folks to pay attention to his voice and song stylings, the video ends up being more like a porny version of Candid Camera. While singing lyrics like…

Porn Star, baby, shameless with guys and ladies.
Porn Star, baby, enjoyin’ having sex for money.

…Jessy and boys strip buck naked on a public street in full view of the passing public, who turn in shock, or blithely pretend nothing usual is happening, or predictably take out their cellphone cameras and start snapping away. (Yep, it’s the elderqueens on the latter.)

As for the song itself, it lives up to the quality of the lyrics:

So fold your heads around my jocks
It’s time to pray. It’s time to “Aaaah.”

How does one “fold heads.” The song, however does bend our brain. Nonetheless, hot dudes getting naked in public? Worth it.

· Porn Star, Baby!! (titanmen.net)

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  • KaiUno

    That… was extremely embarrassing.

  • Anonymous

    The song is fun and though I don’t find Jessy all too thrilling a porno star, he has a good voice. I say HOT! Love how he looks over his shoulder near the end to see if his backup dancers are still there.

  • Anonymous

    Actually, the line is “fold your hands,” not “heads.”

    But this was hardly serious… we did this in one take as a bit of a joke on Folsom Weekend. And as you can see, few people even noticed since seeing naked people in the Castro is about as common as seeing people in the Castro wearing pants.

    This obviously isn’t the “official video” and yeah.. it actually IS a sort of Candid Camera thing that we did just for a laugh. We got one, so did most of the people who even noticed.