The Retro Underwater Club Music Sex Videos of Your Dreams

November 14, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Vintage porn plus underwater sex plus modern dance music equals a sexy win! We stumbled upon two terrifically hot videos today that choreographed the footage of vintage 35mm porn flicks to the beats of contemporary clubland. Most surprising of all, one vid includes porn's original underwater 69! Get ready to bop your shoulders as you rock your cock.

Our eyes went all agog when we saw an underwater 69 on last week's episode of "So You Think You Can Fuck." A porn first!, we shouted. But nothing's new under the triple-X sun, as we'll see in a sec. Richardsonmag.com usually features a lotta naked women (don't stop reading!), but when they go sexually man-to-man, it's mesmerizing, artsy and better than Viagra!

This music-porn video right here called "High For This" features the rhythms of a singer called The Weeknd. The music against the slow, retro videos gives a whole new kinky update to the classic porn soundtrack. Then there's that underwater 69 at the 1:37 mark.

The second video, called "Limit To Your Love" shows numerous unlimited slo-mo orgies set to modern cool jazz. Both videos are the type that we see looping at the randier gay bars around town. Instead of trying to hide the drool dripping from our lips from the trick we're trying to pick up at the bar, we can now enjoy these horny clips in the comfort of our own home.