Your Guide to Today’s Halloween-Themed Porn Scenes

Boo! To celebrate the day of ghosts and goblins, porn sites have put on their zombie masks to scare the cum out of our cocks. Some scenes are ghoulishly great, others cheesily frightening. Bust out your Swiss Navy and get ready to jerk till you scream. Happy Halloween, queen!

Randy Blue: Boys Night Out
In a mini-epic set in the fawncy Hollywood Hills, Eric Pryor gets invited to a Halloween party that of course turns into an orgy. The whole video has a lengthy, heavily produced intro that leads to Eric walking into the orgy to discover (dot, dot, dot) everyone's a zombie! Aaaaaaaaa!!! Turns out to be a hallucination, because the guys quickly shift into normal hunks Paul Wagner, Derek Atlas and Caleb Strong. All safe, right? Just suck and fuck and bukkake and leave, right? Wrong! Something seriously undead (and startlingly gory) has their sights set on poor, mortal Eric.

Rod Daily: Demonlover
Don't mess with the occult, unless you want to get demon fucked. Silas O'Hara thinks he's in "The Craft" as he chants up demon Rod Daily, who has added glow-in-the-dark body paint to really get our knees knocking in sexual fear. (He's also randomly part vamp. Fangs only cost a couple bucks extra at Ricky's.) Naturally, Demon Rod fucks Silas silly. If a few chants and a pentagon on our apartment floor could summon up a dreamboat sexstud, we'll take a nightcourse in Demonology ASAP.

Next Door Buddies: Dead Head
The gang over at Next Door Studios are on Halloween overdrive. In "Dead Head,"
Kevin Crows and Anthony Romero play two costumed hunks at an underwear party. By "costumed," we mean naked except for some face make-up, fangs and horns. Anyway, they're in the Bathroom of the Damned and are so horny they decided to raise Hell in the stalls. They better look out for more than dripping blood as they fuck on the floor near the toilet.

The Next Door Gang released a couple more Halloween scenes, but they involve (get ready to really feel chills) women! If you're interested, here's Cody Cummings reenacting the rape scene from "Clockwork Orange," and here's James Jamesson ridiculously dressed as a werewolf leprechaun.

Men Over 30: On the Quiver Banks
If you're a porn studio without the budget of Randy Blue or Next Door Studios, whaddya do? Just have your models wear ridiculous masks as they fuck. So it goes with Sean Banks and Troy Halston (who's now 40!) for a scene with the odd name of "On the Quiver Banks." It's obviously a play on Sean's last name, but is "quiver" a play on "river?" If so, where's the river? Do they mean a river of cum? That won't happen until Sean and Troy remove those silly masks. During a blowjob, no one wants to look into gouged out eyes.

Corbin Fisher: Corbin's Halloween Bash
Another Halloween party in gay porn, which means, you guessed it!—and it begins with O!
Conner and Cain are having a blast at the party until two guys in the cost effective costume of a devil mask and red jock strap arrive. The twin devils lead the two boys to different parts of the apartment and, you guessed it again! Of the porn parties we've seen, we'll take an invite to this one, thank ya!

Circle Jerk Boys: Pumpkin Seed
With that title, please don't say they're going to fuck a Jack O' Lantern. Mercifully, it's another scene where the dudes simply wear masks only to pull them off and fuck. Circle Jerk Boys gets some credit for staying in season, even if it's in the same simple last-minute way straight boys do for a costume. Twinky Tyler Shields and Richie Sabatini look adorable together, so no one is tricked, but definitely treated.