Show off your smooth tight college boy body, go to prison. That’s the lesson learned from Jace Lankow, a senior from the University of Arizona who streaked the field during a football game between Arizona and UCLA. We’ve got more videos and photos, and Jace is fiiiiiiine.
As a prank, Jace dressed up as a referee, ran out onto the field, and stripped off his costume, revealing a body perfect for college dude porn, sure to become the lust object of our other favorite Speedo Student. As you’ll see from the YouTube video below, it isn’t long before the cops pin him down and march his firm bubble butt off. Did the mariachi band on the side play “La Cucaracha?”
The fun and games have quickly ended for the undergrad. His stunt caused a brawl between players that resulted in ten player suspensions. From CBS Los Angeles:
“The Conference is extremely disappointed in the actions of the student-athletes involved in this incident,” Commissioner Larry Scott said in a statement. “It is unacceptable behavior and violated Conference rules, as well as NCAA fighting rules.
Jace could now face up to one and half years in jail (yikes!) since he has been charged with a class six felony for criminal impersonation. Not to condone more college hotties streaking football games (actually, we completely condone that!), but that crazily overblown possible sentence is criminal! Look at that ass! It can’t be locked away behind bars to be used by inmates and murderers. Let it roam free, just like this Facebook page begs!
Jace, in true hot cocky college kid fashion, is proud of his disorderly conduct, having posted this photo as his main Twitter image. Please don’t send that ass to jail.
In the below video, he explains his side of the story, where he feels completely justified in disrupting a game for good clean fun. We have a much more enjoyable way for Jace to make amends: send him over to Corbin Fisher or Sean Cody ASAP. Or send him to our bedroom. We’ll spank him for being such a naughty little fox.
· Arizona Streaker Charged with Felony (towleroad.com)