Listen up, bottom sluts. Pornstar Jessie Colter has a lesson for you: How to Best Show off Your Sweet Bubble Butt. It’s called “The Arch,” and Jessie is the master of it. If you follow his technique and are blessed with the spine of Plasticman, you can master it too.
What is The Arch?
It’s getting on all fours, doggie style, and arching your lower back downward right at the base of the spine to make the curve of your buttocks pop out and extend in a deliciously alluring fashion.
Why do The Arch?
It’s for bottoms to attract potential mates, like when a male peacock displays his beautiful tail feathers during courtship. While in a public space, like a dance club, it’s probably best to do The Arch while clothed (pictured, left). Although, nude is naturally more effective. It’s also a good position to be fucked in, since the arched back makes it more comfortable to take in larger cocks.
Are there variations?
Yes. At the left, Jessie demonstrates variations on the “Standing Arch” for an audience of eager pupils. The first is the “90 Degree Arch,” perfect for bending over tables, desks, bar tops, low fences and high beds. (Note the less impressive “Squat” of the man in assless blue rubber shorts.) The second photo is the “Upright Arch,” which can finely display your ass anywhere.
Here is the “Kneeling Arch,” photographed from its optimal viewing location. It finely displays the cheek curvature. The beauty of The Arch is how it ever so slightly spreads the cheeks, giving a glimpse to the pleasures that await, a visual siren call tempting potential mates to step closer.
“The Edible Arch” can be achieved from any position. Merely smear the ass with something tasty, and invite partners to dig the fuck in.
“The Reverse Arch” is merely for those who wish to brag about their flexibility. And why not? If you got it, flaunt it. This position is strongly recommended for stretching out the lower back after the more traditional ways of arching. It’s also gives partners as nice way to check out your cock.
Let’s thank and applaud Jessie Colter (and his Twitter account) for showing us this fabulous new way to show off our ass. Go practice in a mirror, then go out and try it tonight.
· Jessie Colter’s Photos (yfrog.com)