It’s no secret that often the biggest muscle stud in the bar is the queeniest nelly bottom in bed. Perhaps it’s the same for Sean Cody‘s Derek, a 32-year-old ripped martial arts instructor whose body has karate chopped our heart. We’d love to practice some moves on those washboard abs, but will Derek let us strike that beefy ass. Time to turn to our patented Bottom Countdown Clock to find out.
- Bodybuilder’s Physique look powerfully agressive: -20
- Looks mega-waxed: +10
· Derek (seancody.com)
- Thinks the weight room is a suitable place to jack off: -15
- Randomly props his leg up to reveal his ass in a classic rear-entry invite: +20
- Doesn’t spread cheeks with his hand: -27
- Clean, smoothish hole begging to be rimmed and fucked: +17
- Leans back as if he prefers someone to ride his cock: -30
- Looks scared of his own dick, because he prefers his fingers in his ass: +10 (it’s a stretch)
- Cums positioned as if he’s just pulled out from another guy’s ass (or perhaps a vagina *shudder*): -45
- Is on his knees, as if he just blew a guy: +1 (another stretch)
The Verdict: Total top. Probably totally straight. His hands don’t venture anywhere his hole. The camera never gets a good solid look in between. That ass is a one-way street. Those cheeks only spread when he does squats during workouts. It’s a sad thing. We’d love to hear how he’d squeal in pleasure with a dick up his bum. We’ll be waiting a long ass time.